Meatonce there was a girl named maddy who ate a chicken burger delilah was very angry 'that my friend is murder!' 'no no delilah this is what they call quorn! theres no murder involved dont look so forlorn!' so delilah smiled and all was wellMeat
but then maddy ate a beefburger
Speak to me Mothermother mother why so glum? are you still waiting for daddy to come? some say hes dead some say hes drunk some even say hes become a punk mother mother i love you so and now youve gone where i cant follow mother daddy i love you both and now im gunna kill myselfSpeak to me Mother
MatbeepDude's got BoobsWalking down the street Trying not to say what we're all thinking That dude's got boobs Great big jugs Like watermelons Those jiggly sacks hanging round his stomach Leaving sweaty boob-shaped Patches on his grey t-shirt That dude's got boobsDude's got Boobs
So it's not his fault If he ate too many pies He just wants to be accepted Whatever his cup-size
Dude you know they've got operations You could look like him and me But you might want to keep them Cos they feel pretty neat
That dude's got boobs!
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ahhh didja see what i did there!? boom it!!!
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